i can't wait for school to be over and so i can be set free and go to kyles and eat yummy orange smiling goldfish and mini oreos and watch those funny commercials where the girl orders a cinnamon roll and it clings to her butt when she walks away so i can laugh till i cant laugh no mo'.

[ha. you were suppose to read that outloud with MUCH southern drawl.]

today has been an absolute bore. all the girls in my Writers Workshop class are DULL and ANNOYING because all they care about is their goddamn GPA's and how mean teachers are.

i swear they think they are the hottest shit to walk this earth and it is FUCKING ANNOYING when they all talk like they have big kleenex shoved up their nose saying

'lookatme lookatme i am a PUBLISHED author dahling so i dont need nor want your help.'

i just want to get a wrench and yank that goddamn tissue out [thats probably covered with boogers. eww.]

also in Earth Space we had to watch a video about glaciers and the host of the movie had a hard-on and it was sick i thought

'dude you are turned on my GLACIERS? FROZEN ICE??' sick. this is what we learn in America's public school system.

that there are actually freak-o's out there that get off to frozen water masses.

i think i might barf.

oh.

and at work a mouse died behind the register so it smells like rotten milk and Boss Man got mad at me for laughing to hard about his [hideous] haircut so he made me stand back there and smell the mouse.

then danny picked it up and chased me with it so i grabbed a broom and hit him as hard as i could in the back and he fell down [on top of the mouse] and now Boss Man says i cant work till Saturday.

actually he said i have to come in an hour early on Saturday [6:45] to help clean up the rotten mess.

bloody hell.

BUT.

on a good note.

Terri is taking me to Chicago this summer to look at colleges. [!!!!]

michelle do you have any suggestions?? [you live in chicago right?]

alrite dahlings well if you must know i am at school and doing a very illegal thing by typing on this computer during study hall.

BLAH.

ciao sugar buns.

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